WHAT DID YOU DO?
No workout to fail. No day split to obey. Move, record it, come back tomorrow.
INTENTIONAL MOVEMENT™
This is the part you chose.
Track only the movement you deliberately start inside PsychoGevity™. No background pedometer. No imported watch totals. No comparisons.
No intentional session recorded today.
TODAY'S RECORD
What happened.
THE RECORD
0
LIFETIME REPS
0 hours logged
0 ft distance logged
GET MONEY
Same movements. For life.
“Keep stacking days. Enjoy holiday meals. Enjoy special events. Enjoy life. Just keep moving, and keep getting stronger. These are the only things that matter.”
MY MOVEMENTS
Now add your own.
You have seen every included PsychoGevity™ movement. Those movements stay locked. Add up to 10 personal movements of your own.
0 / 10
THE RECORD
Build the record.
Your history is not a grade. It is evidence that you kept moving.
THE VERDICT
VERDICT: GUILTY
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WHAT PSYCHOGEVITY™ MEANS
PSYCHOTIC ABOUT LONGEVITY.
PsychoGevity™ is a lifestyle fitness modality created by Army veteran, former competitive grappler and full-contact Jiu-Jitsu fighter, Muay Thai practitioner, and professional MMA fighter Diego “Coach Sumo” Maldonado, founder of the PsychoGevity brand.
Coach Sumo’s philosophy is to target modifiable upstream risk factors, meaning the habits and conditions you can change before chronic illness develops, rather than only managing downstream symptoms after problems appear. He believes daily rigorous, controlled, high-repetition training, combined with appropriate nutrition, can help reduce the risk of conditions such as type 2 diabetes, obesity, and cardiovascular disease before they develop.
PsychoGevity™ borrows a brutally simple lesson from an unlikely place. When equipment, space, variety, and choices are limited, ordinary movements performed again and again can build extraordinary physical capacity.
Push. Stand. Squat. Pull. Hold. Balance. Brace. Step. Repeat.
The lesson isn't prison. The lesson is consistency.
Your body doesn't know what day of the week it is. It doesn't care whether you completed Leg Day, Push Day, Week 7, Phase 3, or somebody else's 12-week program. It knows what you repeatedly ask it to do.
PsychoGevity gives you a finite collection of movements worth keeping for life. Choose what you can do today. Do as much as your body allows. Record it. Tomorrow, move again.
THERE IS NO WORKOUT TO FAIL.
THERE IS ONLY YOUR RECORD.
THERE IS ONLY YOUR RECORD.
Your Life Sentence means one thing: if you want to keep living, keep moving.
EVERY FREAKING DAY.
USE YOUR HEAD
Consult a licensed physician or other qualified healthcare professional before beginning any exercise program or substantially changing your physical activity. PsychoGevity™ is not medical advice.
Do not stop, start, or change prescribed medication based on this app. Choose versions that fit your current ability. Use sturdy support when needed. Stop if a movement causes sharp pain, dizziness, chest pain, fainting, unusual shortness of breath, or otherwise feels unsafe. For a device such as a pelvic-floor trainer, follow that device's instructions.
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